My Genius Invention to revolutionize using the iPhone 4.
So, I'm an Apple Fanboi, so I don't mind finding ways to make their products MORE AWESOME. It's needless to say that the iPhone 4 is revolutionary, but I have made a draft of an invention I am working on that will make the iPhone 4 a truly genius piece of technology.
You'd better sit down.
Your iPhone 4 can do all sorts of cool things like fling angry birds at pigs, help you cook an awesome hamburger, take pictures of girls buts in line at starbucks and send them to your friends, but imagine if you could use the iPhone 4, wait for it, as a phone.
Imagine if you could call people on it and have a conversation without being interrupted by ear muting, ear hangups, holding it wrong and hanging up, or accidentally conference calling your ex girlfriend into a conversation with your current girlfriend with your ear.
Yeah, it'd be a utopian life. So I decided I was going to revolutionize this revolutionary device and low and behold here is what I came up with.
Now, this is just a rough draft. I'm still working on the technicalities. I'm hoping since the internet is a trustworthy place none of you will find this and beat me to the punch on creating this device.
Apple, if you would like to buy my patent please feel free to contact me. Steve, I know you are completely intrigued by the idea of being able to use the iPhone as a phone. It blew me away too.
Update - Initial reports are in from my prototype. It turns out if you have hair and use the headset it actually shorts out the antenna. So for now its just for bald people. I'm working on a bumper for the head band.
July 27th, 2010 - 20:09
Make sure the head strap is made out of aluminum… and add a glass monocle.
August 18th, 2010 - 18:21
hey cory o’daniel, i stumbled upon your site and figured i’d ask this:
i’m looking for a jquery, css3, html5 ninja…know any?
if so, could you give them my info?
thanks man,
g.
ps: fuck venice